anyone else have been noticing a severe lack of bees this year?
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
fuck education who wants to start a band
your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
what time did you go to bed last night?
that information is confidential
getting pissed at people because they are hotter than u
I want enough influence that I can take down a company with a single post
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?