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officialunitedstates:

railroadsoftware:

anyone else have been noticing a severe lack of bees this year?

you’re welcome



plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 



whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.



charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns



headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.



lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you




  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

crystallized-teardrops:

getting pissed at people because they are hotter than u



officialunitedstates:

I want enough influence that I can take down a company with a single post



crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?





Jessica Lynn. 19. In the Navy. My blog is Disney, feels, humor and whatever else I feel like reblogging. I follow back mostly. If I don't just ask me to and I will (((:
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