don’t you just hate it when your father turns into a giant worm and eats your brother-in-law before trying to eat you too
to people not in the fandom, this probably sounds very strange
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This is so cute.. you might know Taylor and his girlfriend, Danielle from an inspiring series of photos titled “A love story in 22 pictures” Taylor had four limbs amputated after a bomb blast while serving in Afghanistan, but never lost his energetic spirit and love of life.
Honor those who risk life & limb for our freedom! Get his shirt and support HERE!
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why would you ask for nudes. go turn off safe search and google titties wtf stone age bitches can’t work a internet
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toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
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