"Americans are being so annoy-"
But that was what I came here for.
writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
me: babe grab my boob
bf: (grabs boob) (bone titty breaks)
me: see you in court asshole
I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET
DON’T CALL ME THAT
I AM EVIL
I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
that feeling you get when you’re angry
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.